Best Wine Pick Up Lines

26 Best Wine Pick Up Lines

Are you trying to pick up girls or guys in a wine setting? Use our below collection of Wine pick up lines at a Vineyard, Winery, or any kind of wine festival/event. Introduce yourself with these clever and witty Wine themed pick up lines.

Best Wine Pick Up Lines

  • You and I’ sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
  • (To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.
  • Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it’s a little dryer than most.
  • Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
  • Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can’t make it after all. I’d hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

Best Wine Pick Up Lines

  • I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.
  • I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
  • I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
  • I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
  • I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
  • I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I’ve learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I’d love to share them with you.
  • I think we could make beautiful wine together.
  • I’m driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard … would you like to be my co-pilot?
  • If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.

Clever And Witty Wine Pick Up Lines

  • Pretty sure my vodka rocks is jealous. (But why???) Because you’re the most intoxicating thing in this place.
  • Think I’m gonna go ahead and put these handles back on the shelf, cuz girl/boy, you’ve already got a hold on me.
  • I don’t need another glass of wine.(But why???) Cuz girl/guy, I could just get drunk on your love.
  • I wish I was a glass of whiskey, girl/guy.” (But why???) “So you could hold me in your hands and nurse me.
  • Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Clever And Witty Wine Pick Up Lines

  • That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?
  • Woops. Looks like you owe me a drink, girl/guy.” (But why???) “Because I dropped mine when you walked by just now.
  • I would buy you a drink, baby, but then I’d be so jealous of the glass.
  • Heard you ordered Sex on the Beach. I got some suntan lotion…
  • Yeah, I get that the whiskey is from Tennessee, but you’re the only 10 I see.
  • This ain’t no beer belly. It’s the gas tank for my love machine.
  • You remind me of a tumbler of whiskey. You’re mature, smooth, and I’ll definitely be pounding you tonight.

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