30 Best Mean Pick up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

If you are looking for mean and insulting pick-up lines, then this below hilarious collection is for you. We have got some mean, insulting, and offensive pick-up lines, some of which will even be laughable. So let’s check out these collections and choose one that will suit your mood.

Best Mean Pick up Lines

  • You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
  • Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  • You look like trash, may I take you out?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
  • You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Best Mean Pick up Lines
Best Mean Pick up Lines
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
  • A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
  • Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
  • If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
  • Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
  • You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

Funny Mean Pick Up Lines

  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • Man – Excuse me, want to dance?
    Woman – No.
    Man – Maybe you didn’t hear me … I said you look really fat in those pants!
  • I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.
Funny Mean Pick Up Lines
Funny Mean Pick Up Lines
  • Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
  • You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
  • No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
  • Man – Fat Penguin!
    Woman – WHAT?
    Man – I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
  • I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
  • Man – Do you like to dance?
    Woman – Yes!
    Man – Well then, could you go to dance so I can talk to your friend?

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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