If you are looking for mean and insulting pick-up lines, then this below hilarious collection is for you. We have got some mean, insulting, and offensive pick-up lines, some of which will even be laughable. So let’s check out these collections and choose one that will suit your mood.

Best Mean Pick up Lines

• You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
• Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
• Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
• Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
• Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
• Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
• You look like trash, may I take you out?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
• Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
• You smell… We should go take a shower together.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
• Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
• A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
• Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
• If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
• Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
• You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

Funny Mean Pick Up Lines

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• Man – Excuse me, want to dance?
  Woman – No.
  Man – Maybe you didn’t hear me … I said you look really fat in those pants!
• I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

• Do you work for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
• You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
• No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• Man – Fat Penguin!
  Woman – WHAT?
  Man – I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
• I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
• Man – Do you like to dance?
  Woman – Yes!
  Man – Well then, could you go to dance so I can talk to your friend?