Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? ‘Cause I don’t have a lot of female friends.
Are those space pants, because they’re really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.
Was your dad a thief? Why? I don’t know, just making small talk. Mine’s an orthopedist.
Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we’re gonna spend a lot more time together when I’m not dating anyone.
Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.
This is crazy. I swear I’m not a career counselor, but I could listen to you complain about your job for hours.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause I could give you a ride home if your car got towed or something. I’m happy to, really.
Hold up, girl. Are you a college professor? ‘Cause I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna occasionally talk to my other friends about how annoying you are.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself getting coffee with you and talking about our boy troubles. And we’d be wearing pants, obviously.
Hey, what’s your sign? Wow, I’m a Gemini! According to the stars, we’re supposed to have a mutually supportive and non-competitive positive relationship!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Please be my friend.
Funny Pick Up Lines For Friends
What’s your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
Was your dad a boxer? ‘Cause you’re a knockout.
You look so familiar… Did we take a class together? No? Because I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a banana, because I find you a-peeling.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Are you a beaver? Because of daaaaamn.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well, would you like to?
Let’s rearrange the alphabet, and put U and me together.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
You breathe oxygen, too? OMG, we have so much in common.
You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
I’m sorry, something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off you.
Do you know what you’d look great in? My arms.
If I was a superhero, I’d be BlanketMan, ’cause I got you covered.
About Tokyo Chan
Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.