Do you like a teacher? Breakthrough the line that relates to the teacher and feels funny. Use this teacher and education-related pickup line for different subjects to help you choose that hot teacher. These cleverly and deceptively chosen lines include topics such as general school themes and math teachers, science teachers, chemistry teachers, report cards, and more.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus. Copy This.
Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.
I bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)
Care to evaluate each other?
Care to take a spin in my Pinto?
Carry your bookbag?
drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)
Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)
Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)
Gosh… I thought you were a student!
Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.
Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.
Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous
Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.
Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.
Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.
Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
Hey, wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
Hey, meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out. (Gym Teacher)
Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)
Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?
How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)
I am gonna do anything to get an A.
I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.
I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)
I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines
If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!
If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!
Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
Let’s do committee sometime!
Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)
Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)
NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!
Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)
Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”
Take a lap (Gym Teacher)
Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)
That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
There’s more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One’s a piece of gym apparatus and one’s in my pants. (Gym Teacher)
Think you’re out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)
Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)
We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.
What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)
You have the cutest little chalk chuck!
You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.