Looking for some Creepy pick-up lines? Search no more, because you have come to the right place. We have compiled the list of best creepy pick-up lines that are downright weird and also will work. Readout these below collections, I hope you will enjoy it.

Best Creepy Pick-Up Lines

• Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
• Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
• I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
• Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
• Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
• You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
• As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
• Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
• You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
• Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
• I want to floss with your pubic hair.
• Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
• Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink
• You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
• Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.
• I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
• You remind me of my sister.In a romantic way.
• Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
• I love you more than my jar of fingers.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• I wanna eat your sh!t on bread!
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
• My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
• Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Serious Creepy Pick-Up Lines

• That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you. 
• You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement. 
• You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 
• Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice? 
• Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it … 
• Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R 
• Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. 
• I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?! 
• Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on? 
• “I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…” 
• I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you. 
• You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20. 
• Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? 
• You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)
• What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
• You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
• I wish I could sew myself to you.
• I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
• I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
• How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
• We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
• My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
• I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
• You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.
• Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.