50 Best Creepy Pick Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

Looking for some Creepy pick-up lines? Search no more, because you have come to the right place. We have compiled the list of best creepy pick-up lines that are downright weird and also will work. Readout these below collections, I hope you will enjoy it.

Best Creepy Pick-Up Lines

  • Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
  • Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
  • Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
  • Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
  • You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
  • As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
  • Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
  • You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
  • I want to floss with your pubic hair.
  • Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
  • Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink
  • You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
  • Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.
  • I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
  • You remind me of my sister.In a romantic way.
  • Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
  • I love you more than my jar of fingers.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • I wanna eat your sh!t on bread!
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
  • My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
  • Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Serious Creepy Pick-Up Lines

  • That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you. 
  • You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement. 
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 
  • Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice? 
  • Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it … 
  • Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R 
  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. 
  • I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?! 
  • Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on? 
  • “I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…” 
  • I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you. 
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20. 
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? 
  • You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)
  • What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
  • You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
  • I wish I could sew myself to you.
  • I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
  • I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
  • How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
  • We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
  • My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
  • I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
  • You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.
  • Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.


About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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