Here we have put together a collection of Depression chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit. It includes pick up lines that actually work like the best Tinder openers.
Best Depression Pick Up Lines
- Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
- You’re depressed, TOO?!
- Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
- Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital’s pharmacy.
- Are you depressed? Cause you make me want to kill my self
- I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
- Here’s a depressing one! Hey, girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
- Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I’m a sick and mournful fool of a human being
- Are you depressed? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long
- Hey girl, are you an addicting video game? Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like lazy bum playing games and being on Reddit.
Funny Depression Pick Up Lines
- Are you my crippling depression? Cause I wanna drug you
- Hey, there seaman? Wanna… inspect ma gills?
- You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!
- Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future
- Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you
- Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Cause I wanna take you out
- Are you depressed yet? Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
- Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself
- Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression
- Oh you depressed?
- Haha me too. mind if I suicide in your DMS haha..?
- Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
- “I want you to sit on my face.
Seriously, if there’s a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die… I’ll take it.”
- “Are you the means of production? ‘Cause I really wanna seize you. *Death. I want to seize death.”
“Hey, are you looking for some buried treasure? Explore my chest… With a knife.”
“Oh hi, wanna Netflix and chill me?*kill. Please release me from the prison of existence.”