We have compiled below the list of all Funny, Cute, Cheesy, Clean Christmas pick up lines. Let’s check out our list of pick up lines and use these in Christmas gathering and parties Or simply be flirt with your special girl or guy on these special moments by a few dirty Christmas pick up lines.
Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?
Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
This year Santa is going to come more than once.
Are you Christmas?
Because I want to Merry you.
Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines
I’d ride that sleigh!
Can I see your tinsel?
Can I lick your candy cane?
Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
Can I ride your reindeer?
Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
Can I stuff your stocking?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
Want some of my eggnog?
Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines
Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you…
Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
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