Best Car Pick Up Lines

Are you impressing someone who works in a car showroom or is a car repairman? We have a collection of the best fun car and truck pick up lines for you so you can sit in the car and use it. Use the line associated with this car while you are driving or standing near the car repairman. Then you can use these lines to get that person to focus on you.

Best Car Pick Up Lines

  • If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
  • If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.
  • Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.
  • Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?
  • Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

Best Car Pick Up Lines

  • How about I shift my stick into something else…
  • Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
  • Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
  • Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
  • I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one…
  • Guy: I’m listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
  • Girl: No…Guy: How about coffee instead?
  • Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.
  • I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.
  • If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.
  • Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
  • Hey Baby! May I check your fluids with my dipstick.
  • Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.
  • Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
  • Drive here often?
  • I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
  • Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.
  • Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.
  • Ever had sex in bucket seats?
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.
  • Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

Funny Car Pick Up Lines

  • Hey babe, check your oil?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
  • My nuts are made of titanium.
  • I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
  • Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  • Would you like to blow my head gasket?
  • Can I adjust your rearview mirrorS?
  • Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Best Car Pick Up Lines

  • Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?
  • Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.
  • Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
  • Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
  • Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
  • Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  • Can I park my car in your garage?
  • How many engines do you have under your hood?
  • Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
  • Don’t feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.
  • I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
  • I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
  • I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
  • I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.
  • I like things with more miles per gallon.
  • How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.
  • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
  • I need some coolant because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  • I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.
  • Do you like things battery operated?
  • I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.
  • Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for the laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can’t race now. Why don’t you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?
  • At least I have a car.
  • Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!
  • I’ll blow your apex seals.
  • Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
  • Don’t let the compact size fool you.
  • Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
  • Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
  • Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
  • I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
  • I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you
  • I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!
  • They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
  • Hey, sexy! wanna go for a test drive?
  • Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
  • Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.
  • I need some coolant because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  • Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.

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