When going to the gym becomes part of your daily routine, you see the same people over and over again, especially if you work the same time every day, and maybe one of those people will catch your eye. This mysterious person, the lady who is in your mind, will pick up these clever lines for you to try in the gym for you and you can win her heart.
Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.
Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe it?
Funny Gym Pick Up Lines
Hey, baby are you a boxer? You should because your one hell of a knockout!
Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.
Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.
Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?
How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!
I hear your thirst? Well I’ve got a six-pack right here!
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.
I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
I hope you’re into yoga, cause you’re going to get a good stretch tonight.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.
I should be working out right now, but I’m talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.
I’m gonna have my ‘why’ with you!
About Andreas Ramos
Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.