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8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
What color is your shit?
The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
One of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. And if I don’t get one soon, they won’t let me pledge…
Best Weirdest Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!
If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
Most Weirdest Pick Up Lines
Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?
Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say “you put the ‘hot ass’ in my shot glass.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
About Tokyo Chan
Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.
