The Halloween season is the best time to channel your vampiric enthusiasm. A vampire is a lifeless creature from European lore that sucks blood from humans at night. Share some hilarious and humorous vampire jokes with companions to make them giggle for hours. Given below is a collection of some funny vampire puns.

Best Vampire Halloween Puns

• Love at first bite.
• Fangs for the memories.
• I’m a pain in the neck.
• So long, sucker.
• It’s in my blood.
• You make me batty.
• I have met a vampire face to face who became a novelist.
• What cocktail a vampire likes the most?
• A Bloody Mary.
• I have an account at the blood bank.
• Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
• You’re just my (blood) type.
• I had a partnership with a vampire.
• Vampires were an actual pain in the neck.
• Where is all the money of vampires kept by them?
• In the blood bank.
• Living a life of a vampire truly sucks.
• Why did the vampire end the relationship up with her partner?
• Because her boyfriend was not her type.
• I’m thinking of enlisting my name at the local vampire association.
• Seemingly they are often searching for new blood.
• Do you know about the vampire who harassed his targets with song?
• His team was terrible than his bite.
• I was familiar with a vampire entertainer.
• He lost his hope because he wasn’t able to find a part he could truly work productively.
• A vampire separated with his ladylove after her blood test because the girl was not his type.
• To end the existence of a French vampire, all you need to do is stick a French stick through the vampire’s heart.

Clever Vampire Puns and Jokes

• How do vampires cross the sea?
• On blood vessels.
• Vampires are often searching for their necks target.
• Why are vampire households always bound together by strong relationships?
• Because water is not thicker than blood.
• Why is there always a necessity for cold medicine for vampires?
• For their coffin.
• What is said by an infant vampire before going to sleep?
• Switch off the light. I’m fearful of the light.
• In the last Halloween gathering I went there outfitted like Vampire and ate all the dishes.
• I was Dracula the Buffet slayer.
• What kind of soup vampires like the most?
• Scream of tomato.
• What is eaten by vampires for breakfast?
• Ready Neck.
• What holiday vampires like the most?
• On mirror, vampires are not that frightening.
• Why does everyone hate vampires?
• Because vampires are actual pains in the neck.
• Where do vampires have their meal?
• At the casketeria.
• Why do vampires make bad creators?
• Because vampires constantly prefer to draw blood.
• What song vampires like the least?
• The vampire just had to smile and bare it.
• If vampires don’t have any reflection, how is their hair done by them?
• The reason why no one wants to accompany the Dracula is because he is such a pain in the neck.
• Clearly vampires suck blood because coffee doesn’t let them sleep.
• This vampire snowman might get a chilly reception.

Funny Vampire Puns

• There’s a chance you will never ever ever ever get this joke.
• Only in LA.
• College-age vampires only ever shop in one place.
• Vampires tend to drink Blood Light, but only from a longneck bottle.
• Don’t get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
• I hope you have a bloody good Halloween!
• Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don’t think they’re funny, but it’s probably to do with them being pun-dead.
• You are just my blood type.
• I hope you have a fang-tastic Halloween!
• One thing you won’t catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
• It totally sucks to be me.
• Fang you very much.
• I fell out with my best friend because he didn’t invite me to his Halloween party. I hope it sucks.
• I’ve always been a little bit batty.
• Fangs for the memories.
• A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn’t his type.
• On reflection, vampires aren’t actually that scary.
• Vampires hate peaches, but they love neck-tarines.
• A vampire’s torch never runs out of juice. They have an unlimited supply of bat-teries.
• All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
• Vampires can always Count on me.
• I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
• Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
• Dracula is vegan, he can’t take any risks. One stake could kill him.