Clever Tinder Pick Up Lines

Want some funny or good tinder pick up lines? Then your search ends here. We have got the best Pick up lines for tinder that work almost every time. Check out our collection and choose from one of these great lines.

Best Tinder Pick Up Lines

  • “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”
  • “Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”
  • “Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”
  • “I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”
  • “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first swipe?”
  • “How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?”
  • “69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…”

Best Tinder Pick Up Lines

  • “You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.”
  • “My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”
  • “Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?”
  • “They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”
  • “Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
  • “Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”
  • “Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”
  • “We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”
  • “Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”

 Cheesy Tinder Pickup lines

  • “You’re so beautiful you just made me forget my pickup line.”
  • “What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?”
  • “You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
  • “I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.”
  • “Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?”
  • “Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
  • “You look like trouble (devil emoji or wink emoji).”
  • “You must be my tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.”
  • “I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.”
  • “I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.”

Clever Tinder Pick Up Lines

  • “Top three best things to do on a Saturday?”
  • “You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far? “
  •  “Favorite meal: Thai, Italian or French? “
  • “Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat”
  •  “So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?”
  • “I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
  • “Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”
  • “I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship”
  • “You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”

  • “I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same.”
  • “Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?”
  • “Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.”
  • “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”
  • “Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?”
  • “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

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