Tea is a favorite beverage for many people. Its herbal components and leaves can help relax, energize, or soothe. You can brew it hot, or cold, have it with ice or bottled.
For tea lovers, good tea puns can give you quite the giggle. These funny puns about tea would make a great photo caption and text message to share with those around you.

Best Tea Puns

• Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
• The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
• The loving husband always greeted his wifr each day with a “Hallo Brew-TEA-Full !”
• The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creative-TEA.
• When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all misses-TEA-eyed.
• If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.
• Where there is tea, there is hope!
• It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
• She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
• When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.
• Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
• Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew mw maybe?
• God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
• If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
• It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!
• Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
• According to Yada, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
• Those smart travelers who take part in ling desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.

Funny Tea Puns

• I have been visiting the same tae shop for twenty years. That’s what I call long java TEA.
• People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
• There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
• Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
• The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
• Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it just not their cup of tea.
• The communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
• Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
• Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!
• People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.
• Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.
• People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.
• Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.
• The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.
• The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness.

Tea Puns About Love

• Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
• She’s so feis-tea!
• Time to Par-tea!
• Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea
• Hello Beau-tea-ful
• Use your creativi-tea
• You’re my bes-tea
• Bow down to royal-tea
• Hones-tea is the best policy
• You’re so naugh-tea
• You’re such a hot-tea
• She’s so flir-tea
• You’re tea-riffic!
• No need to be sal-tea
• It’s for your own safe-tea
• This cup is my proper-tea
• This tea is so tas-tea
• The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex
• Sweet dreams are made of teas
• You’re such a teas (tease)
• You’re the best tea-cher, you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task
• This is so tea-dious
• Smells like tea spirit
• I’m so tired, I want to go to steep
• Steep Dreaming
• One steep forward, two steeps back
• The cost for a cup of tea is a bit steep!
• Chinese tea take a very oolong time to brew
• Why the oolong face?
• Move oolong, nothing to tea here
• Don’t chai this at home
• Let me give this a chai
• Say something, don’t be chai
• Jas yours? No Jas-mine
• You need to walk a chamomile in her shoes
• You’re so brew-tiful
• Brew can do it!
• I believe in brew!
• I’m having deja brew!
• Everything I brew, I brew it for you
• I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating
• Call me the queen of caffeine
• I like big mugs and I cannot lie
• Mugs and kisses
• I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
• Quit mean-muggin me
• You’re mug-nificent