Savage Caption For Instagram !

My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
It is totally wastage of my mascara to cry over guys like you.
My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
It’s with you or without you but life goes on.
Life goes on, with or without you.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
Too blessed to be stressed.
It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
Here is a proof that my selfies are better than you.
You cant do epic sh!t with basic people.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Sorry not sorry.
There’s no “we” in fries.
I would make a sandwich for guys like you.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
I believe in karma very much but if karma does not hit you, I will.
I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
I love that pleasant sound which you make when you shut up.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice.
Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
he idea is to not be, what people expect you to be and I strictly follow this idea.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.
Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.
As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
My smile is the trigger, my lips are the gun my kisses are like the bullets and hence you can label me as a killer.
Make them stop and stare.
I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existance.
I was feeling dumb, but then I thought I am at least smarter than you.
LIfe is better when you’re laughing.
Do not mess with a girl of short height. 5 feet 2 inch but attitude 6 feet 1.

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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