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“Rocket Raccoon: That place is a legend, they make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you!
Rocket Raccoon: Rabbit?
Thor: I assume you’re the captain, sir?
Rocket Raccoon: You’re very perceptive…
Thor: You seem like a noble leader. Would you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?
Rocket Raccoon: Alright, let me just ask the Captain… oh, wait a second, it’s me! Yeah, I’ll go.
Thor: Wonderful.”

“Rocket: There’s one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy’s eye.
Peter Quill: No! No, we don’t. No, we don’t need that guy’s eye.
Rocket: No, seriously, I need it! It’s important to me.”

“Oh, I’ll Get That Arm…”

“Peter Quill: What are you doing?
Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket Raccoon: That is also true!”

“Rocket. Wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from lockup.”

“Peter Quill : Here you go.
(Quill give Rocket the prostetic leg)
Rocket Raccoon: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Peter Quill: What?
Rocket Raccoon: No, I thought it’d be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what’d he look like hopping around?
Peter Quill: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
Rocket Raccoon just laughs.”

“You’re Making Me Beat! Up! Grass!”

“Rocket: I can’t believe you had that in your purse! (The orb/infinity stone)
Peter Quill: It’s not a purse, it’s a knapsack!”

Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes

“A Buncha Jackasses Standing In A Circle”

“Rocket: Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone. The only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe, just maybe, we’ll be able to live full lives before that whack-job ever gets there.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Save them? How?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I know they’re the only friends that we ever had, but there’s an army of Ravagers around them. And there’s only two of us!
Drax: Three.
(Rocket is frustrated and starts kicking around…)
Rocket: Arg! You’re making me beat… up grass!”

“You people have issues!”

“Aw, What The Hell, I Don’t Got That Long A Lifespan Anyway…”

“Rocket Raccoon: That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.
Gamora: No one’s blowing up moons.
Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”

“Rocket Raccoon: He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy!” Only he didn’t use frickin’.”

“Rhomann Dey: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
Rocket: Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
Rhomann Dey: You will be arrested.
Rocket: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Rhomann Dey: It’s still illegal.
Rocket: That doesn’t follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand? What are you laughing at? Why? I can’t have a discussion with this gentleman?
Drax: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?
Rhomann Dey: That’s… That’s actually murder. It’s one of the worst crimes of all. So… also illegal.
Drax: Hm.”