Rainy days are a great day to choose the girl and boy of your dreams. These days you may be stuck in a bus stop or building and at the same time the girl of your dreams will probably share your umbrella. We’ve put together a great list of pick-up lines that you can use on rainy days. Take advantage of the chosen pickup line like water with rain to enjoy your life.

Rainy Day Pick Up Lines

1. After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.
2. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because
3. you’re sad, baby. (Men in Black II)
4. Are you a weeping angel?

1. Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your basement.
2. Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.
3. Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.
4. Do I make you saturated?
5. Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.
6. Do you want to collect my precipitation?
7. Do you want to make out in the rain?
8. Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world-class spill protection.
9. Feel the rush of my monsoon!
10. Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.
11. Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
12. Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?
13. Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it is a perfect 10.
14. I bet I can increase your dew point!
15. I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.
16. I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
17. I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?
18. I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.
19. I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?
20. I hope you are the rain and I’m the land because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.
21. I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.
22. I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
23. I will make you wet, one way or the other.
24. I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.
25. I’d like to get on your waterspout.

Funny Rainy Day Pick Up Lines

1. I’m issuing a severe lovin’ watch!
2. I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
3. I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.
4. If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!
5. If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

1. If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.
2. If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.
3. If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.
4. Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
5. Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.
6. Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.
7. My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.
8. No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
9. She acts like summer and walks like rain.
10. Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.
11. The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?
12. The storm supposes to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
13. There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
14. There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
15. Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.
16. Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?
17. Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running
18. Want to see my lightning rod?
19. Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you till the sun comes up.
20. You advect my moisture.
21. You are my sunshine and my rain, basically, you make me hot and wet.
22. You can call me rain because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.
23. You can stand under my umbrella.