Pasta is a staple is most people’s pantry. Its noodly goodness can be the perfect Italian comfort food. There are so many different types of pasta to make a clever pun. From spaghetti to ravioli to fettuccini, there’s a noodle for every pasta lover to create a pasta pun or one-liner.

These pasta puns can be your Instagram quote or funny caption to text to a friend. Whatever the case, you can find the best and sauciest puns about pasta below.

Pasta Puns

• Can you pasta sauce please?
• I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.
• Pasta la vista, baby.
• Pasta than a speeding bullet.
• She’s dead, she pasta way.
• Sorry this gift is pasta due.
• The pastabilities are endless!
• Think about the pasta-bilities.
• This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
• This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
• This too shall pasta.
• You’re an im-pasta!
• You’re pasta-tively amazing.
• You pasta your test!
• I’m feeling a little saucy.
• He drank too much and is totally sauced
• It cost a pretty penne
• Penne for your thoughts.
• Holy Cannelloni!
• I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes
• This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
• I’m feeling a little saucy today.
• Life is about exploring pasta-bilities.
• This meal is, like, tortellini awesome.
• I’m recording this for pasta-terity.
• Pasta la vista, baby.
• Come and spaghet it.
• Penne for your thoughts.
• I used here are to spend most of my time around pasta hotel.
• Oh! You must pasta shephen to me.
• I think! He pasta way.
• Extremly apologize, I know your birthday gift is pasta pending.
• You performed well now, as compared to pasta.
• There are uncountable pasta-bilities!
• Shift your energy to pasta-bilities.
• Overcome your im-past!
• That delicious pre-pasta-rous, one of my favourite dishes.
• It’s saucy kinda a day.
• Pasta-bilities are everywhere.
• A superb food, tortellini merely amazing!
• It’s all for pasta-terity.
• Let’s enjoy spaghet.
• I believe gnoochi simply fantastic.
• Do you know how much olive i feel about you.
• Ah! That excellent meal, olive it.
• Hope our connection will be like spaghetti; it will always stick with each other.
• Let’s cut crabs now.
• Hope you won’t mind if this work is pasta due.

Funny Pasta Puns

• What kind of pasta grants wishes?
  Fettugenie
• A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show.
  Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
• I started eating more pasta, and suddenly became psychic…
  you could say I had *penne* for their thoughts.
• What do you call pasta with a cold?
  Macaroni and sneeze
• What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?
  An impasta.
• Why couldn’t the pasta maker get into his apartment?
  Because he had gnocchi.
• Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
  Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim
• I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta
  It’s called macaroni and sneeze
• Politics is like Italian food.
  You get the same pasta, but with a different sauce.
• What do you call partially cooked pasta on fire?
  Aldente’s Inferno.
• Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
  Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
• My sister bet me 15$ that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
  You should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
• In an Italian restaurant, if you saved any amount of pipe shaped pasta, you could take it home.
  Each penne saved was a penne earned.
• An Italian person asks a pregnant woman for some pasta sauce…
  Prego prego, do you have any Prego?
• What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?
  Fettu-genie alfredo