Remember that in all these working years you are appreciating the retirement of all the hard work you put in and most importantly laughing about it. When you need to laugh, these quotes on retirement will inspire you to dream of the next thing, finally, you can happily retire from your full-time job and say goodbye to your hard work.

Funny Retirement Quotes

•  “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
•  “Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.”
• “What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.”
• “People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
• “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.”
• “You can’t retire from being great.”
•  “I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.”
• “Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.”
• “When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.”
•  “There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”

• “Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.”
•  “In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you aware in the afternoon.”
• “He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.”
• “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”
• “Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
•  “Instead of saving for someone else’s college education, I’m currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.”
•  “I have never liked working. To me, a job is an invasion of privacy.”

Retirement Quotes That Will Inspire You

• “Retirement is a blank sheet of paper. It is a chance to redesign your life into something new and different.”
• “Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.”

• “For many, retirement is a time for personal growth, which becomes the path to greater freedom.”
• “Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.”
•  “Retirement is not the end of the road. It’s the beginning of an open highway.”
• “Stay young at heart, kind in spirit, and enjoy retirement living.”
• “Retire from work, but not from life.”
• “There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it ‘retirement.’ I call it bliss.”
• “Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. It means choice.”
• “Don’t act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.”
• “Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.”
• “Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials – much to live on and much to live for.”
• “For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.”

• “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
• “As your life changes, it takes time to recalibrate, to find your values again. You might also find that retirement is the time when you stretch out and find your potential.”
•  “You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream.”
• “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but no so fully that you run out of money.”
• “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.”