Valentine’s Day is a day that comes with new trends and new things every year, but it never gets old. But one thing that remains is love in the heart. Only those who fall in love know how special this day is. Funny quotes bring a smile to your face and make your relationship stronger and more loving.

Best Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes!

• “If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?”
• “In a relationship, a little confession is also a dangerous thing.”
• “Love is beyond buy, but you can buy everything for it.”

• “Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”
• “Love and be wise together is impossible.”
• “For men, the bravest thing they do in their life is love women.”
• “Love is a grave mental disease.”
• “Love is a war that is easy to begin but very hard to stop.”
• “Love is an electric blanket which is control by somebody.”
• “When the happiness of another person is essential to your own is called love.”
• “Love is like an exploding cigar that we willingly smoke.
• What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

• If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
• A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
• Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.
• Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
• You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
• True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
• Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.