Best Funny Pick Up Lines

60 Best Funny Pick Up Lines

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Best Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  • If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Best Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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