Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

Are you an adult or a sugar daddy? Are you an adult gentleman who would prefer more young girls? If you are a old gentleman then this Father’s Day-related pick up can work for you. These flirty pick-up lines can also be used if you are a wife. Just give your husband a funny Father’s Day message (if he’s a father).


    Best Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

    • All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.
    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    • Care for some afternoon delight?
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

    • Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?
    • Do you still work or are you retired?
    • Happy Father’s Day from someone who wants to have your babies.
    • Happy Father’s Day to a genuine mother fucker.
    • Happy Father’s Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.
    • Happy Father’s Day. Can I call you “Daddy”?
    • Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day
    • Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
    • Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
    • I hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!
    • I have a small penis, but a big bank account.
    • I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
    • I want to bear all your children.

    Funny Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

    • I want to spend the rest of your money with you.
    • I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.
    • I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
    • I’m looking for Mrs. Right.
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

    • If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one. It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!
    • Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father’s Day?
    • My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message
    • that’s supposed to be on this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!
    • Should I tell my babysitter I’m going to be home late?
    • Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy…
    • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born,
    • the day I got married, and the day that I met you. Who’s your daddy?
    • Would you rather have “As good as it gets!” for a few more years or “Is that all there is?” for the rest of your life?
    • You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!
    • Hey girl. I’m trying to celebrate my first father’s day.
    • Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
    • I’ll raise you like one of my own.
    • I’m not a father to anyone yet.
    • I’m not a father, but if you’re willing, I’d like to change that!
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines
    Best 30 Fathers Day Pick Up Lines

    About Tokyo Chan

    Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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