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Dissing Instagram Captions For Your Ex

Dissing Instagram Captions For Your Ex

“Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.”

Dissing Instagram Captions For Your Ex

“Never love anybody that treats you like you’re ordinary.”

“You can’t make a man treat you right, but you can make him wish he did.”

“Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.”

Dissing Instagram Captions For Your Ex

“Some bitch pout like they are evolving into a duck.”

“The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants, is the woman that isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her.”

“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”

Dissing Instagram Captions For Your Ex

“Ex, means expired, and an expired one is poisonous.”

“If you and your ex are still friends, it means you two never really loved each other, or you’re still in love.”

Best Dissing Instagram Captions

Best Dissing Instagram Captions

“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”

“I loved you and I love you but you stink.”

“Never run back to what broke you.”

Best Dissing Instagram Captions

“What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be”

“Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.”

“Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

Best Dissing Instagram Captions

“Fall in love with the person who enjoys your Madness. Not an Idiot who forces you to be normal.”

“I don’t hate the fact that you are my ex. I only hate the fact that you were once a part of me.”

“Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!”

Best Dissing Instagram Captions

“I was raised to be an independent woman, not the victim of anything”

“There is a hard and painful story behind every wet pillow.”

“I don’t know why I get the bad vibes from the people who like you.”

Sayings about your Ex Boyfriend

Sayings about your Ex Boyfriend

“Dearest ex. I seriously try not to think about you but I won’t ever be able to see the next sunset. Without making a new plan to kill you.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

Sayings about your Ex Boyfriend

“Sometimes it’s hard to forget your ex but in time you will slowly very slowly forget about the one you once loved.”

“Since I met you, I started to understand why all my past relationships ended: so that we could start.”

“Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.”

Sayings about your Ex Boyfriend

“My ex boyfriend’s Facebook status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.”

“Ex boyfriends be like: “Oh she’s getting over me? I better change that and text her.”

“My ex boyfriend was flaunting his new girlfriend and telling me he has moved on. When I looked at her, darling that’s not a move on that’s a set back”

Sayings about your Ex-Girlfriend

Sayings about your Ex-Girlfriend

“When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

“My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”

“Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.”

Sayings about your Ex-Girlfriend

“You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.”

“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room.”

“If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.”

Sayings about your Ex-Girlfriend

“It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.”

“Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

“You don’t miss him you just miss memories.”

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