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Cute Puns For Friends

• Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well.

• What did Shamu write on his valentine?

I whale love you forever.

• Why are volcanos so nice?

They lava you.

• What did the pig say to his girlfriend?

Don’t go bacon my heart.

• Why do Christmas lights know the best restaurants in town?

They’re always going out.

• What kind of landscape gives the best compliments?

Plateaus, they’re good at flattery.

• Do chemistry majors make good boyfriends?

Periodically.

• Who is a chicken’s favorite musician?

Bach.

• How do dogs make sandwiches?

With purebred.

• Why do Russian nesting dolls brag so much?

They’re full of themselves.

• Why are fungi always invited on road trips?

They don’t take up mush room.

• What kind of bird is sticky?

A vel-crow.

• What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?

I’m soy into you.

• What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

• What did the soup write on his valentine?

You make miso happy.

• Why are Dalmatians so bad at hide and seek?

They’re always spotted.

• What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

• Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret?

No one will taco bout it.

• What do you call an indecisive bee?

A maybe.

• What do lawyers wear to work?

A lawsuit.

• What’s the most attractive beverage?

Hot tea.

• Why don’t you have to worry about chicken tenders hurting your feelings?

They couldn’t if they fried.

• Why are flowers so supportive?

They be-leaf in you.

Cute Puns About Love

• “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
• “Yoda one for me.”
• “Shell we dance?”
• “I think you’re dandelion.”
• “Aloe you vera much.”
• “You’re one in a minion.”
• “Aloe you vera much.”
• “I wood never leaf you.”
• “I’m nuts about you.”
• “Yoda one for me.”
• “You bake me crazy.”
• “I lava you.”

Cute Puns For Her

• You’re the queen of my heart.
• I think you’re dandelion.
• Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
• We’re a matcha made in heaven.
• Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
• Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
• You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
• We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.

Cute Puns For Him

• You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
• You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
• You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
• Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
• I find you very a-peeling.
• I wood never leaf you.
• I dig you a hole lot.