Computer Sayings and Quotes for Instagram

We have already covered a variety of posts on amazing quotations straight from creative and great minds. So, this time we thought of sharing some of the Best Computer Quotes/Captions with you. Do not miss to have a glimpse of these inspirational sayings on computer.

Computer Sayings and Quotes for Instagram

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  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
  • “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
  • “The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before”
  • “Physics is the universe’s operating system”
  •  “It’s hardware that makes a machine fast.  It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.”
  • “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge”
  • “Tell me and I forget.  Teach me and I remember.  Involve me and I learn.”
  • “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance”
  • “From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request”
  • “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind”
  • “Low-level programming is good for the programmer’s soul”
  • “Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS”
  • “Irony we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.”
  • “Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file”
  • “You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop”
  • “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
  • “Most of everything is very little of not very much at all”
  • “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
  • “No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed”
  • “That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
  • “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”
  • “Computers don’t kill books; people do.”
  • “Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid”
  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes”
  • “I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
  • “The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual”
  • “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor”
  • “Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience”
  • “Computer hacking was like a chemical bond holding us all together”
  • “What unites computer and a person is logic”

Great Computer Quotes

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  • “The computer brings out the uptight perfectionist in us- we start editing ideas before we have them”
  • “My knowledge of computers begins and ends with hit power switch, magic box comes on”
  • “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
  • “Because words have deep meaning, Tweets have power.”
  • “Life is meant to explore the world, not computer”
  • “It was one thing to use computers as a tool, quite another to let them do your thinking for you”
  • “I wonder who had the first computer dream, where, and when? I wonder if computers ever dream of human”
  • “[T]he key to winning the race is not to compete against machines but to compete with machines.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
  • “Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore”
  • “The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind”
  • “A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.”
  • “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
  • “Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.”
  • “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
  • “If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in”
  • “After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination”
  • “The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim”

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