College is a time to make major decisions in your life and to meet your friends. We’ve compiled a list of college-themed pickup lines to help you find the boy or girl of your dreams. Please note that the pick-up lines compiled here are particularly sweet and light that focuses on different school companies or college scenes.

Best College Pick Up Lines

• I could write a 20-page paper about how fascinating you are. 
• You are like my most interesting textbook page because seeing you is the highlight of my day. 
• You make me wish I was a business major. 
• I take astronomy this semester and I can attest to you that you are out of this world. 

• What is your take on that test?
• What’s your opinion on my poll?
• If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.
• I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle. 
• For someone in a third world country, you are well developed. 
• I am told composers always score, so I believe I will. 
• Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi? 
• I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain. 
• If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail. 
• Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?
• I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?
• I like you like I like my mathematical proofs. 
• Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot. 

Funny College Pick Up Lines

• I wish I had a star every time you brightened my day because I would have a galaxy.
• You just denatured my proteins because so are so hot. 
• You sure turn my software into hardware. 
• Your homepage or mine?
• Are you a T20? Because I’d like you to top me

• I really like your Dartmouth
• Are you 1600? Because you’re perfect
• I can USC myself with you
• Let’s UCB together
• Are you UT Austin? Because I’m longHORNY for you
• Are you the SAT? Because I want to do you in a room for hours
• Will you give me your thick envelope tonight?
• Are you the Math II? Because your curves are amazing
• I Grinnell every time I see you
• Are you CollegeConfidential? Because you should take a chance on me
• You put the D in PhD
• We should be Bowdoin it right now
• I want to Middlebury myself in you
• Are you an impending rejection, because you’re always on my mind
• I love you a Princeton
• I’ll never wash my hands of U
• Give me the UCD
• You’re the DUKE of my heart
• I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight