Best College Pick Up Lines

College is a time to make major decisions in your life and to meet your friends. We’ve compiled a list of college-themed pickup lines to help you find the boy or girl of your dreams. Please note that the pick-up lines compiled here are particularly sweet and light that focuses on different school companies or college scenes.

Best College Pick Up Lines

  • I could write a 20-page paper about how fascinating you are. 
  • You are like my most interesting textbook page because seeing you is the highlight of my day. 
  • You make me wish I was a business major. 
  • I take astronomy this semester and I can attest to you that you are out of this world. 

Best College Pick Up Lines

  • What is your take on that test?
  • What’s your opinion on my poll?
  • If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.
  • I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle. 
  • For someone in a third world country, you are well developed. 
  • I am told composers always score, so I believe I will. 
  • Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi? 
  • I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain. 
  • If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail. 
  • Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?
  • I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?
  • I like you like I like my mathematical proofs. 
  • Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot. 

Funny College Pick Up Lines

  • I wish I had a star every time you brightened my day because I would have a galaxy.
  • You just denatured my proteins because so are so hot. 
  • You sure turn my software into hardware. 
  • Your homepage or mine?
  • Are you a T20? Because I’d like you to top me

Best College Pick Up Lines

  • I really like your Dartmouth
  • Are you 1600? Because you’re perfect
  • I can USC myself with you
  • Let’s UCB together
  • Are you UT Austin? Because I’m longHORNY for you
  • Are you the SAT? Because I want to do you in a room for hours
  • Will you give me your thick envelope tonight?
  • Are you the Math II? Because your curves are amazing
  • I Grinnell every time I see you
  • Are you CollegeConfidential? Because you should take a chance on me
  • You put the D in PhD
  • We should be Bowdoin it right now
  • I want to Middlebury myself in you
  • Are you an impending rejection, because you’re always on my mind
  • I love you a Princeton
  • I’ll never wash my hands of U
  • Give me the UCD
  • You’re the DUKE of my heart
  • I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight

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