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BMW Captions for Instagram

If you see someone driving a BMW, stay away! Research shows that BMW drivers are the rudest on the road.

I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs.

I’m not a big splurger of money, but my guilty pleasures do lie within BMWs. I get roped in.

Nobody is absolutely perfect but if you drive a BMW series, you are pretty close.

If you had asked people what they wanted in wheels. They would have said a faster car and answer is BMW Performance.

One love my love – BMW.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people would still buy it.

Love? Hate it. I love prefer BMW cars.

Now, if someone wants to spit on me, I just roll up the window of my BMW 540i.

If the road is an open book, then BMW is the story for the ages.

I have spent more on the accessories than the actual price of my BMW.

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Go the extra mile with BMW and enjoy the driving pleasure.

I was always passionate about BMW.

When it comes to cars, only two types of people – BMW fans & fools.

A BMW can’t take you as far as a diploma.

Thrilling experience to witness my car park itself in my garage.

At the level we are racing at, you have to be sensible and work together.

I didn’t get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I’ve got it back I’m waiting to restore it.

I was damn ugly until she saw my BMW M4.I have 5 members in my family – Father, Mother, Me & my BMW

Trust me! My BMW is a living thing, only I can talk to her.

I do not have anything against commercials, and I really like BMWs.

It is true guys that nothing is more expensive than a cheap BMW.

Bimmer, “beamer” and “beemer” are all common nicknames for BMW vehicles.

Best BMW Quotes

BMW cars are reputation built for the road.

Don’t dare to touch my BMW because it has more importance than you in my life

If you want to buy a BMW then neve ever asks a Hyundai driver or owner.

BMW i8 is the best handling car that I have ever driven.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people/fans would still buy it.

My first car was a BMW. A white BMW.

We at BMW, build mobile works of art.

I love this car. It’s more successful than the artwork.

Everyone thinks I’m glamorous, rich and famous but all I’ve got is some recording equipment and a battered old BMW.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people would still buy it.

My BMW is my BMW none of your BMW.

I treat my BMW M4 like a kid.