Are you looking for the best school puns for Instagram? If yes. then this article would definitely like to help you find the best school puns and homework puns for Instagram.

School Puns Teacher

• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

• Why did the student throw his watch out of the window at school?

He wanted time to fly.

• Why was the geometry class always tired?

Because they were all out of shape.

• Why did the student take a ladder to school?

Because he was going to high school.

• Who’s the king of the classroom?

The ruler.

• What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
  Expla-nation.

• Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?

Because he had nobody to go with.

• Why was school easier for cave people?

Because there was no history to study.

• Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

• What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?

Hot chalk-olate.

• Why did the boy study on an airplane?

Because he wanted to get a higher education.

• What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

• What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first letter and the last.

• The teacher said to one of her students one day, “I wish you’d pay a little attention.”

The boy replied, “I’m paying as little as I can.”

• Why was the geometry teacher off school?

Because she’d sprained her angle.

• Why was the broom late for school?

Because he overswept.

• What’s do witches like best about school?

Spell-ing.

• Why did the student bring scissors to school?

Because he wanted to cut class.

• What’s a snake’s favorite subject at school?

Hiss-tory.

Best Homework Puns

 

• What would happen if your nose was 12 inches long?
  It would be a foot!
• How can you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
  Just rocket!
• Why was 6 afraid of 7?
  Because 7, 8, 9
• What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
  Spelling!
• Mother: What did you learn in school today
  Son: How to write
  Mother: What did you write?
  Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
• Name four members of the cat family
  Daddy cat, mummy cat, and two kittens!
• What is the plural of a mouse?
  Mice
• Good, now what’s the plural of a baby?
  Twins!
• Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
  Because there were so many knights!
• If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
  None, they were all copycats!
• What is the center of gravity?
  The alphabet V!
• What is the Great Depression?
  When you get a bad report card.
• What do we do with crude oil?
  Teach it some manners!