Best Chat Up Lines for Her

by Stewart Zayn

What about some chat up lines to make her blush? Cute & sweet talk chat up lines have always been extremely popular, and the good news is that you can use them without fear. We have them here, too! Check these great chat up lines and show her that you are a real romantic!

Best Chat Up Lines for Her

Chat Up Lines for Her
Chat Up Lines for Her
  • “I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”
  • “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”
  • “Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”
  • “Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.”
  • “Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and thank her.”
  • “I’m new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?”
  • “There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.”
  • “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
  • “Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
  • “I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.”
  • “Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
  • “I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
  • “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
  • “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
  • “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
  • “You dropped something…my jaw!”
  • “Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.”
  • “Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.”
  • “You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”
  • “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas?”
  • “Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
  • “Somebody better call God because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?”
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Cute Chat Up Lines

Best Chat Up Lines for Her
Best Chat Up Lines for Her
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  •  Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  • Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Romantic Chat up Lines for Girls

Romantic Chat up Lines for Girls
Romantic Chat up Lines for Girls
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!
  • Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
  • If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
  • I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
  • Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
  • You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
  • Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

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