Christmas Chat Up Lines

It is the holiday season & you might be a little tired of your family. So here is a list of naughty, funny Christmas chat up lines to use when you go out on the town & meet that Christmas miracle. Use these Christmas chat up lines & let the wisdom of Santa guide you. Enjoy!

Christmas is a festive activity that is widely celebrated by Christians in different parts of the world. During this season, houses are decorated in December, environments wear a new look, and kids buy new clothes to celebrate together. While in the mood to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, you can get some exciting pick-up lines to make the day glamorous. With these pick-up lines, husbands can make their spouses feel happy and delighted. Therefore, today, I will be telling you interesting pick-up lines that will make your Christmas fun-filled, memorable, and glamorous.

Christmas Chat Up Lines

• You´re the reason Santa even has a naughty list
• Hey, get under this mistletoe so I can kiss you
• What do you say we make this a not so silent night!
• You´re all I want for Christmas
• Nice wrapping. You wan´t me to rip it off or should I go gentle
• It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year
• I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!
• Is your name Christmas? Cause I wanna merry you
• Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
• If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
• I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight
• Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
• Merry Christmas!
• Lets go outside and feed the reindeer
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Xmas
• You make my balls jingle
• Are you spontaneous? [yes] Great, lets imagine a mistletoe above us and kiss
• Oh look, a reindeer!
• I cant't keep it a secret any longer. I know what present you´re getting for Christmas. [what?]. ME!
• Ho-Ho-Ho!
• Don´t care which list Santa Claus put you on, coz you´re on my ToDo.
• Damn, you so fine you make that Ugly Christmas Sweater look pretty
• If you leave milk and cookies out, I´ll come by later
• If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
• If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Naughty Christmas Chat Up Lines

• Can I see your tinsel?
• Can I lick your candy cane?
• Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
• Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
• How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
• I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
• You can be Santa's helper….
• Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?
• Wanna see my 12 inch elf?
• Can I ride your reindeer?
• Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
• Can I stuff your stocking?
• Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
• Want some of my eggnog?
• I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
• That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
• I know when you've been bad or good…so let's skip the small talk!
• Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean…
• I've got something special in the sack for you!
• How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
• Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
• I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear…
• Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
• How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
• Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
• Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

Romantic Christmas Pick Up Lines

• Hey baby! Have you ever made love to a guy in green attire?
• Hey guy! I have no problem being a mean person so I can satisfy you.

• Hey baby! My heart can grow more than 3 inches for you.
• Hey Lisa! Let me touch you tonight with a 40 and a half-foot pole.
• If I can't find my favorite reindeer, I will date a cute fox.
• Hey beautiful! Let me take a cute photo of you so that Santa can know what I desire for this Christmas.
• Hey Ryan! Give me a drink and I will join you on the bed.
• Hey baby! Do you want to sit on the long north pole tonight?
• Hey baby! It seems your name is jingle bell because I see you going all the way into my heart.
• Hey Jane! What do you say if you don't make the silent night?
• Hey Lisa! I never knew I was the snowman until you made my heart melt.
• If I were Jones, I would rather steal you than stealing Christmas.
• Hey baby! Take me as your Christmas gift. You will always wake up to see me every morning.
• Hey Marrion! It seems you are Christmas because I will like to merry you tonight.
• Joe, I dreamt about a white Christmas and not snow.
• Hey baby! If you jingle my bells effectively, you will have a glowing white Christmas.
• I guess you are looking for a beautiful Christmas tree topper. Choose me because I can be your star at the top.
• Hey Lucy! Call me Santa because I am here to ho ho ho it for you.
• Hey baby! I will always touch my elf anytime I think about your love.
• Hey Love! I want you to come and shimmy down at my chimney tonight.
• Hey Ran! Can you be my little drummer boy in my beautiful bedroom tonight?
• Hey baby! I am into your mistletoe because I don't have a fetish foot.
• Jane, can you help the cute Santa so it can snow tonight?
• When you think about my love, it's the opposite of Santa because I will always bring you toys anytime you feel bad.
• I guess you are a stocking because I really wanna stuff you.
• Hey baby! let's change our Christmas gift. Let mine be yours vice versa.
• Hey baby! You are my greatest Christmas present. Come to my room so I can unwrap you.
• Hey Frank! You are hotter than fire. The warmth in my hand is unbearable when I touch you.
• Hey baby! I guess you are my Christmas tree because you light up my day anytime I see you.
• Hey Wendy! You are my north star. Hence, I plan to lead you to my room tonight.
• Hey Maria! You are a beautiful angel. I guess you will be on top of my tree tonight.
• You can't compare me to Christmas because it came faster than me.
• Hey baby! You are not on the new Santa's naughty list, but I just changed it.
• Hey Finley! I just sent two fat guys to put you in that clean bag because I want to have you for Christmas.
• Hey baby! Your number is the perfect Christmas gift for me.
• Hey Lisa! I will want to play with your beautiful ornaments tonight.
• What I like is that Santa's lap is always ready even when Christmas is not ready.
• Hey baby! I have kept beautiful attires in my sack for you.
• The 12 days of Christmas are meaningless to me until you spend 12 days with me.
• Hey guy! I'm always here for you. Just ride on with me.
• Hey baby! I'm here for you if you need me for Christmas.
• Your Christmas wrapping looks attractive, let me inspect it.
• If you ever saw the Christmas tree, you will be impressed when it glows.
• If you need a helper, meet the little Santa.
• Hey babe! I am falling for your beauty because I am a snowflake.
• Hey Wendy! Cone sit on my laps and I will give you a perfectly merry Christmas.
• Come, let me show you the beautiful toy made by elves for the kids at Christmas.
• Let's take tonight to pretend we are present and lay under the tall Christmas tree.
• Hey guy! If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is thanksgiving. I can assure you I will visit you on holiday.

Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines

• That guy might have a beautiful car but I have the fastest sleigh.
• Hey Jane! Santa doesn't make a sweet candy-like you do.
• Hey baby! I would have sent you a blizzard if snowflakes are likened to kisses.
• Hey friend! Let's cast the role for Christmas. I will act as the tree while you act as the angel because I want to feel your presence on top of me.
• Hey baby! I am checking the second time and still found your name on my naughty list.
• Hey babe! I can be on my knees because of your beauty not because of black ice.
• Hey Bobby! Be my Christmas tree so I can have a great time with you tonight.
• Hey Love! Just hook up with me because tonight will not be silent.
• If you decide to enter my room tonight, your beautiful cloth will be 100 percent off.
• If you have always seen her beautiful face, you will conclude that it glows.
• Hey baby! I really wish you are a snowball because I have a master plan of how you will melt in my palm or mouth.
• How about we coming together to make it lively tonight.
• Hey baby! Just pretend as if you are present even though it's not so.
• Hey baby! I have a double blessing today. Yourself and the sweet candy cane.
• That guy is not as little as you think. Just come and interact with me.
• Let me tell you the truth. Not only the Christmas tree is eligible to have an angel on it.
• If New year is on one leg and Christmas is on the second leg, I choose to have a holiday with you on Christmas.
• This year is so interesting that Santa came twice.
• Just be my Christmas because I need you tonight.
• Do you like the north pole tonight or sit on the Christmas tree?
• Hey baby! You just seize my love because of the beautiful Christmas gift.
• Hey Jane! You are a worthy gift I need for Christmas. Let me snap and show you to Santa.
• Am I permitted to hold my glove for some minutes? They are always warmed by the fireplace. But I discover you are hotter.
• Hey baby! It seems you are using something horny tonight. Did you just ask Santa for a rhino?
• Hey baby! You are looking like a beautiful cool person. I guess you are living in an igloo.
• Give me chance to ride that sleigh.
• Hey baby! I would have been grateful if you had shown me your tinsel.
• Hey Ryan! Let me lick your sweet candy cane tonight.
• Hey Lisa! You look so cool. Come sit on my sweet yule log.
• Hey guy! I was feeling you brought me a bright flashlight for the Christmas Santa.
• Hey baby! Come in and have a taste of my Christmas cookies.
• Do you want some eggnog tonight?
• Let me sit on Santa's lap to discuss the first issue that comes up in my mind.
• Hey baby! I really wanna spend some time sitting at your chimney till it's midnight.
• Can I show you the exact picture of what I want for this Christmas season? Please come and check it out with me.
• If you are a beautiful angel rocking my Christmas tree, I will love to have stranded in my room for the weekend.
• Christmas is interesting when you are here with me.
• Come on, dress up. Let's go and see Santa.
• Santa has got the best gift for beautiful babes. Go showcase your beauty to claim Santa's gift.
• Hey baby! If I ever see you in another Christmas season. Santa will reward you greatly.
• Hey Love! I just made a tall Christmas tree. All for your sake.
• Come and show me the pre-Christmas love. I really Want to see you.
• Christmas is lovely. Santa is generous. But you have both qualities, Marrion.

Conclusion

Today, I have created interesting Christmas pick-up lines to spice up your day during the festive season. Happy reading!