Here are 30+ doctor chat up lines to use in the hospital to lighten the atmosphere up, whether you are using it or simply just imagining it…!!

Doctor Chat Up Lines

• My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
• (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
• My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
• Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
• Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
• (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
• When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
• How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!
• No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
• Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
• Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
• That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
• I am an organ donor, need anything?
• Come into my office and take off your pants.
• I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
• Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
• Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Inspiring Chat Up Lines for Doctors

• “Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity. ”
• “I remind my fellows, residents and medical students that what we do is a privilege. People let us into the most intimate aspects of their lives, and they look to us to help guide them through very complex and delicate situations.”
• “In our job, you will never go home at the end of the day thinking that you haven’t done something valuable and important.”
• “As a caregiver, you see selfless acts everyday.”
• “[Being a doctor] offers the most complete and constant union of those three qualities which have the greatest charm for pure and active minds – novelty, utility, and charity.”
• “[As a doctor] people will trust you, confide in you, and appreciate your efforts. You can do amazing things for people if you don’t let the system get you down.”
• “In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men.”
• “While the journey seems long and hard at the beginning with perseverance and dedication the rewards at the end last a lifetime.”
• “To solve a difficult problem in medicine, don’t study it directly, but rather pursue a curiosity about nature and the rest will follow. Do basic research.”
• “The awe of discovering the human body. The honor of being trusted to give advice. The gratitude for helping someone through a difficult illness. These things never grow old.
• “I always tell my residents to never forget that we have the opportunity to do more good in one day than most people have in a month.”
• “I would still ‘do it again’ despite all the difficulty of training and roadblocks to just practice medicine. Truly is worth it!”
• “Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician.”
• “Wear the white coat with dignity and pride—it is an honor and privilege to get to serve the public as a physician.”
• “Always remember the privilege it is to be a physician.”
• “We practice medicine that our historical ancestors could only dream of, and we have access to amazing treatments and cures for our patients on a daily basis.”
• “Medicine really matured me as a person because, as a physician, you’re obviously dealing with life and death issues… if you can handle that, you can handle anything.”