Worst Chat Up Lines Ever

by Andreas Ramos

Just like the best bad jokes, the best worst chat up lines are so good because of just how bad they are. They will help you connect with people who have a goofy sense of humor you will click with. Let’s have a look at our collection of Worst Chat Up Lines.

The Worst Chat Up Lines

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best worst chat up lines
  • Why do guys even attempt these terrible, cheesy chat up lines? Do they actually work?
  • Some are actually funny, and some are so cringe-worthy you can do nothing but laugh.
  • If you’re too shy to try out some lines, it could be a good idea to wear one of our slogan t shirts instead – A fool proof way of getting your message across without actually having to talk!
  • There’s everything from the subtle and cute at one end, to the offensive at the other. So you’ve read all about how to be a wingman, and now you need to talk to the ladies.
  • Here’s our favourite chat up lines, if you can have favourites…Let’s call them the best of the worst! If you fancy being flirty here’s how, although we’re not guaranteeing these will actually work!
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
  • Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

Bad Chat Up Lines

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worst bad chat up liness
  • You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
  • If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
  • Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
  • Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  • You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
  • I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
  • If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

About Andreas Ramos

Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.

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