Bubble bubble, toil, and trouble, damn girl, you make my heart burn and my pants bubble.
Hey baby, wanna ride my broomstick?
Wanna see my eye of newt?
You cast a spell on me.
That is the sexiest pointy hat with a damn belt buckle I have ever seen.
I’m keen on the green.
Damn baby, I gots to make my magic wand disappear.
Witch betta have my money.
Move, witch! Get out the way!
Which witch is which?
(Witch Costume) I like your warts, want to see a few of mine?
You look like a witch who’s been goblin broomsticks.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I’ll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch’s line)
Babe are you a witch, Cause you just wingardum leviosaed my dick
Latest Witch Pick Up Lines
Damn girl, are you a witch? Because you’re flaming hot as if you were burning.
Are you going to be a witch for Halloween? If so, do you want to come ride my broomstick?
Did you erupt from a fire witch’s vagina? Because you’re a total smoke show.
I’m really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?
The inquisitor: So, witch…up to you. Either you burn at the stake…or I use my stake to make you burn.
Are you a Witch? Because I’m under your spell
Girl are you a witch? Because you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound
Wanna escape to my witch mountains?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I’m going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors.
Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors.
About Tokyo Chan
Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.