Best Winter Pick Up Lines

With winter approaching, these pick-up lines can be the key to warming up in cold weather. If you’re dating for a while, this can be a fun and cool way to start a sexy one-liner conversation or retweet some funky chicks. It’s easy to feel tired from the cold. You don’t want to go out. If you’re at work or in a class all day, the sun is already set when you get home. So use these pick up lines and turn a romantic conversation.

Best Winter Pick Up Lines

  • 10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest.
  • Also, I was so frostbitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.
  • And who wears turtlenecks anymore?
  • Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you, my snow angel?
  • Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
  • Baby, you’re so hot I only need four layers.

Best Winter Pick Up Lines

  • Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
  • Can I hiber-mate with you?
  • Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
  • The class might be canceled, but that ass of yours doesn’t quit.
  • Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.
  • Do I have pneumonia? Because you’re giving me chills.
  • Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
  • Do you want to see my snowballs?
  • End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.
  • Hey girl, wanna her-mate?
  • Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flakey person.
  • How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.
  • I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
  • I can’t jerk off because my roommate’s classes were canceled, too. Want to hang out?
  • I didn’t know snow angels could fly as pretty as your skiing.
  • I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
  • I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we’re having sex later.
  • I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.
  • I love winter because it’s an excuse to cuddle.
  • I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.
  • I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.
  • I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.
  • I wasn’t joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.
  • I’d like to hibermate to you.
  • I’ll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
  • I’m going to go ahead and call you “winter” ’cause pretty soon you’ll become.
  • I’m looking to get bobsleigh tonight.
  • I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
  • I’ve become frostbitten with you.
  • I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?

Funny Winter Pick Up Lines

  • If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.
  • If you were a DEER, I’d never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.
  • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
  • If your hands are cold, it’s warm under my thigh vents.
  • Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
  • Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.
  • Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
  • Let’s add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that’s just my penis.
  • My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.

Best Winter Pick Up Lines

  • My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
  • Plow here often?
  • Seriously, it’s weird that you haven’t taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It’s starting to melt… aren’t you cold?
  • The snow is blowing. How about you?
  • There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.
  • There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
  • These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.
  • This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.
  • This sidewalk must be unsalted because I just fell for you.
  • This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.
  • Tonight’s forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
  • Well, it looks like I’m going to have to jacket off this winter.
  • What are the similarities between women and snow? You can plow both.
  • What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you’re both getting 8 inches.
  • What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit…ens?
  • What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?
  • When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.
  • Where are you going? I wanted to eggnog to you!
  • Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
  • Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
  • Winter is coming, so am I.
  • You and this weather have one thing in common. You’re both frigid.
  • You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
  • You must be a frozen pond because I can see myself skeeting all over you.
  • You’re just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you’ll be wet.

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