With winter approaching, these pick-up lines can be the key to warming up in cold weather. If you’re dating for a while, this can be a fun and cool way to start a sexy one-liner conversation or retweet some funky chicks. It’s easy to feel tired from the cold. You don’t want to go out. If you’re at work or in a class all day, the sun is already set when you get home. So use these pick up lines and turn a romantic conversation.

Best Winter Pick Up Lines

• 10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest.
• Also, I was so frostbitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.
• And who wears turtlenecks anymore?
• Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you, my snow angel?
• Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
• Baby, you’re so hot I only need four layers.

• Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
• Can I hiber-mate with you?
• Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
• The class might be canceled, but that ass of yours doesn’t quit.
• Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.
• Do I have pneumonia? Because you’re giving me chills.
• Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
• Do you want to see my snowballs?
• End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.
• Hey girl, wanna her-mate?
• Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flakey person.
• How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.
• I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
• I can’t jerk off because my roommate’s classes were canceled, too. Want to hang out?
• I didn’t know snow angels could fly as pretty as your skiing.
• I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
• I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we’re having sex later.
• I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.
• I love winter because it’s an excuse to cuddle.
• I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.
• I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.
• I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.
• I wasn’t joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.
• I’d like to hibermate to you.
• I’ll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
• I’m going to go ahead and call you “winter” ’cause pretty soon you’ll become.
• I’m looking to get bobsleigh tonight.
• I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
• I’ve become frostbitten with you.
• I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?

Funny Winter Pick Up Lines

• If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.
• If you were a DEER, I’d never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.
• If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
• If your hands are cold, it’s warm under my thigh vents.
• Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
• Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
• Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.
• Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
• Let’s add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that’s just my penis.
• My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.

• My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
• Plow here often?
• Seriously, it’s weird that you haven’t taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It’s starting to melt… aren’t you cold?
• The snow is blowing. How about you?
• There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.
• There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
• These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.
• This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.
• This sidewalk must be unsalted because I just fell for you.
• This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.
• Tonight’s forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
• Well, it looks like I’m going to have to jacket off this winter.
• What are the similarities between women and snow? You can plow both.
• What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you’re both getting 8 inches.
• What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit…ens?
• What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?
• When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.
• Where are you going? I wanted to eggnog to you!
• Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
• Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
• Winter is coming, so am I.
• You and this weather have one thing in common. You’re both frigid.
• You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
• You must be a frozen pond because I can see myself skeeting all over you.
• You’re just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you’ll be wet.