Sometimes weddings can be good or boring so if you want to make it interesting you have to find someone interesting or funny or someone to entertain you. And if you put some of the puns you have chosen on top of someone below, it will help to identify your beloved one better, so pick up your puns and use it smartly.

 

Funny Wedding Puns

• I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.
• Eat, drink, and be married.
• Mint to be.
• No bunny compares to you.
• Donut ever let me go.
• It’s been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
• What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
• You’re getting meow-ied.
• Don’t go bacon my heart.
• You mer-maid for each other.
• Our love is in-tents.
• And they lived apple-y ever after.
• Whole latte love.
• Words can not espresso how much you mean to me.
• We make a nice pear.
• Meow and forever.
• For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom.
• You make me hap-pea.
• I love you from my head tomatoes.
• I love you like no otter.
• You’re my butter half.
• Yoda best bride.
• Life is gouda.
• I love you pho real.

Cool Wedding Puns

• Why did the bride change her last name? Because it had a nice ring to it.
• Marriage: you either do or you don’t.
• It’s been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
• Yoda best bride.
• Our love is in-tents.
• You mer-maid for each other.
• When is the right time to get married? I don’t know, what do you propose?
• What was the best part of the wedding? The reception; it really took the cake.

Food & Drink Wedding Puns

• Take a shot, we tied the knot.
• Eat, drink, and be married.
• Drunk in love.
• Donut ever let me go.
• You make miso happy.
• You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
• I’m soy into you.
• This might sound cheesy, but you’re really grate.
• I love you s’more everyday.
• Congratulations to the pear-fect couple.
• You’re one in a melon.
• We’ve got all the thyme in the world.
• My heart beets for you.
• I love you berry much.
• You’re my butter half.
• I love you pho real.
• Life is gouda.
• I love you from my head tomatoes.
• You make me hap-pea.
• For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom.
• Words can not espresso how much you mean to me.
• Whole latte love.
• And they lived apple-y ever after.
• Don’t go bacon my heart.