Best Wedding Pick Up Lines

Best 41 Wedding Pick Up Lines

Sometimes weddings can be good or boring so if you want to make it interesting you have to find someone interesting or interesting or funny or someone to entertain you. And if you put some of the pick-up lines you have chosen on top of someone below, it will help to identify your beloved one better, so pick up your line and use it smartly.

Best Wedding Pick Up Lines

  • Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your
  • time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. Can I be that somebody? Every
  • love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.
  • Hey DJ, how about you quit playing shitty Thriller remixes and come make out with me?
  • Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me

Best Wedding Pick Up Lines

  • Hey, Lisa’s grandma. I like the way you shake that thang.
  • I actually fell for you before I even realized I did.
  • I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn’t know you.
  • I did not have too much wedding champagne. I’m just intoxicated by you!
  • I heard that you have tattoos and you do squats… let me put a ring on your finger.
  • I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • I just want to dunk your head under that chocolate fountain and go to town on your face.
  • I know you’re in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I’m going to go ahead and cut in. Get up on me, bride-woman.
  • I like it. Can we have sexy time?
  • I like your last name. Can I have it?
  • I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
  • I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.
  • I won’t give my heart to anyone, but if you’re brave enough you can try to steal it.
  • I’d love to buy you a drink from the open bar.

Funny Wedding Pick Up Lines

  • I’m not a wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
  • I’ve got a bottle of champagne and the keys to an empty limo with an incredibly spacious backseat.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If you don’t marry me, I might have to kill you. Love you, honey!
  • If you’re the bride, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?

Best Wedding Pick Up Lines

  • One day we’ll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you’ll love it.
  • Sorry. I can’t think of a good ice breaker. Can you?
  • That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you’re a neat freak.
  • The moment I saw you, I knew we’d fall desperately in love, get married, have kids…
  • The only thing ‘fun size’ about me is my Snickers. The candy bar. I’m talking about the candy bar here.
  • To be honest, I kind of wanted to nail that other bridesmaid, but you seem to have much lower standards.
  • We might as well get to know one another. We’ll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.
  • We’d make some cute/beautiful babies.
  • What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it’s done?
  • Would you dance with me so I can tell my friends I just danced with an angel?
  • Would you like to dance?
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You can make me the third happiest person on board, after the bride and groom.
  • You don’t need to catch the bouquet to get lucky.
  • Do you know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
  • You sure did a nice job of catching that bouquet. Let’s go back to my hotel room and test your other reflexes.

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