Best 41s Volunteers Pick Up Line

by Andreas

Are you on a volunteering mission?  Keep this fun volunteer-related pickup line to good use. They offer different missions and trips for that special goodness of your heart. Here is a list of Best and Funny Volunteers Pick Up Lines.

Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines

  • Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you’ve been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.
  • Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I’ll give it right back with a lot of interest.
  • Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be taken to the ICC.
Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines
Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?
  • Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?
  • Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.
  • Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?
  • Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.
  • Don’t worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”
  • From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.
  • Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.
  • Have you ever considered making a difference in other people’s lives? Well, you already did to my life.
  • Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I’ve got some sexual health humanitarian needs.
  • Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.
  • Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Great Volunteers Pick Up Lines

  • Hey baby, I’m going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.
  • Hey baby, you’re hitting all the right indicators. It’s time to take this to the field.
  • You look a lot like my next volunteer.
  • Hey, girl. I’m Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.
  • I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?
  • I am a Type O-negative. Your perfect match.
Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines
Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines
  • I couldn’t help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don’t you take refuge at my place tonight?
  • As a firm believer in community action, I’d like to help you with my volunteer member.
  • Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.
  • When I’m not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks’ home.
  • You don’t need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
  • After one night with me, you’ll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.
  • Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.
  • Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.
  • You don’t need a reason to help people.
  • You don’t need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
  • You look a lot like my next volunteer.
  • You look like just the person to help me scale up what I’ve got going on down below.
  • You must be a hurricane because you just swept me off my feet.
  • You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.
  • You must be tired because you’ve been running around the field all day.
  • You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.
  • You’re so hot, I’m declaring you a crisis zone!
  • Your body is a wonderland that I’m gonna need security clearance to evaluate.
  • Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.

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