Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines

• As a firm believer in community action, I’d like to help you with my volunteer member.
• Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.
• When I’m not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks’ home.
• You don’t need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
• After one night with me, you’ll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.
• Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.
• Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.
• Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.
• Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give your kids.
• Are you in the Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.
• Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you’ve been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.
• Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.

• Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

• Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.

• Don’t worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

  Great Volunteers Pick Up Lines

• From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

• Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.

• Have you ever considered making a difference in other people’s life? Well you already did to my life.

• Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I’ve got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

• Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

• Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

• Hey baby, I’m going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

• Hey baby, you’re hitting all the right indicators. It’s time to take this to the field.

• You look a lot like my next volunteer.

• Hey, girl. I’m Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

• How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

• I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

• I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

• I couldn’t help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don’t you take refuge at my place tonight