Are you on a volunteering mission?  Keep this fun volunteer-related pickup line to good use. They offer different missions and trips for that special goodness of your heart. Here is a list of Best and Funny Volunteers Pick Up Lines.

Best Volunteers Pick Up Lines

• Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you’ve been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.
• Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I’ll give it right back with a lot of interest.
• Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be taken to the ICC.

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?
• Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?
• Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.
• Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?
• Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.
• Don’t worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”
• From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.
• Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.
• Have you ever considered making a difference in other people’s lives? Well, you already did to my life.
• Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I’ve got some sexual health humanitarian needs.
• Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.
• Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Great Volunteers Pick Up Lines

• Hey baby, I’m going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.
• Hey baby, you’re hitting all the right indicators. It’s time to take this to the field.
• You look a lot like my next volunteer.
• Hey, girl. I’m Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
• How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.
• I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?
• I am a Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

• I couldn’t help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don’t you take refuge at my place tonight?
• As a firm believer in community action, I’d like to help you with my volunteer member.
• Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.
• When I’m not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks’ home.
• You don’t need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
• After one night with me, you’ll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.
• Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.
• Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.
• You don’t need a reason to help people.
• You don’t need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
• You look a lot like my next volunteer.
• You look like just the person to help me scale up what I’ve got going on down below.
• You must be a hurricane because you just swept me off my feet.
• You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.
• You must be tired because you’ve been running around the field all day.
• You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.
• You’re so hot, I’m declaring you a crisis zone!
• Your body is a wonderland that I’m gonna need security clearance to evaluate.
• Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.