Vampires are one of the most famous characters in many TV shows, books, and movies. Is that hot girl and guy in the whole vampire’s imagination? These selected lines related to vampires will probably work and influence. Please note these funny and silly vampires pick up lines that are common. They can be related to the most common themes of vampires you see, including TV, movies, and books.

Best Funny Vampire Pick Up Lines

• Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?
• Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
• Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

• Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.
• I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love and instead, I want your beautiful heart.
• You can suck for my love if you are still thirsty from drinking these lovely cranberry vodkas.
• You may feel like a hungry vampire if you are suddenly thirsty for love and passion right now.
• Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.
• Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.
• How about joining me for a bite.
• How would you like to be immortal for just one night?
• I can make your heartbeat again.
• I can really suck the life out of you.
• I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
• I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
• I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
• I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
• I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
• I’m a 500-year-old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
• I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
• If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
• If I was a vampire I’d bite you.
• If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.
• If you were blood I’d suck you.
• If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sorta.
• If your boobs were a blood type it would be double-A’s.

Silly Vampire Pick Up Lines

• Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?
• Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?
• Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?
• Is there room for two in your coffin?
• It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.
• It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
• One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.
• Rigor mortis means lasting power.
• Something’s wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.
• That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

Hilarious vampire pick up lines

• They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest of me tastes?
• Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

• Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?
• You drive me batty.
• You have permission to enter me anytime.
• You look dead sexy. Literally.
• You look good enough to eat.
• You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.
• You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
• You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow, it really did!
• You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
• You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.
• You’re so sexy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.
• Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.
• Your life would suck without me… oh, wait it will suck with me.