There are peoples who take a lot of photos on their vacation & spent a lot of time stressing over the perfect vacation quote. How pathetic? To save you some of the same stressful time, here is a list of the best vacation quotes for Instagram.

Vacation Quotes for Instagram

• Forever wandering where the WiFi is weak.
• It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
• A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
• See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me.
• The Vacation night is like a perfection of thought.
• I’m not a good time-off person. I’m awful on vacation.
• I have had a vacation, and I’d like to take it up professionally.
• A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.
• I can’t buy happiness, but I can buy a plane ticket and that’s pretty close.
• Too much work, too much vacation, too much of any one thing is unsound.
• I’m not one for sightseeing or going around the shops when I’m on vacation.
• A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.
• I love thanksgiving because it’s a vacation that is centered around food and family.
• Vacation must be more than a word if it is meant to provide a total change of scenery and mindset.
• Moderation in exercise, eating and amusement is the best guarantee of a beneficial vacation.
• For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach, and I’m happy.
• I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.
• Never take money in lieu of vacation time.
• A work-free vacation is ice cream in each hand.

Funny Vacation Quotes

• In a relationship with my passport.
• All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go.
• Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.
• You told me it was Chile in South America. But I don’t Bolivia.
• I don’t know what’s coming, but I already know it’s gonna be awesome!
• A good friend visits you in jail. The best friend sitting next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?’
• Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!
• All I want is someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.
• I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords!
• I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?
• I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
• There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
• I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!
• I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!
• Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work, I’d rather ride with the bike to the beach.
• Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.
• Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.
• I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!