It’s all about having amazing Tinder chat up lines — which is why we have put together this awesome guide of our favorite ways to chat up any hottie you see online. Here are some amazing tinder chat up lines (funniest & geekiest!).

Tinder Chat Up Lines

• Looking for best Tinder chat up lines to use for Tinder Ice breakers? Here are 50+ of the best tinder chat up lines (funniest & geekiest!).
• “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”
• “Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”
• “Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”
• “I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”
• “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.”
• “Do you believe in love at first swipe?”
• “How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?”
• “69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…”
• “You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.”
• “My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”
• “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
• “If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?”
• “Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas?”
• “Are you a good cuddler? ‘Cuz I might let you join my gang.”
• “Sorry it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.”
• “Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants”
• “Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.”
• “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

Funny Tinder Chat Up Lines

• “Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?”
• “They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”
• “I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
• “Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”
• “I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship”
• “You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”
• “I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same.”
• “Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?”
• “Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.”
• “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”
  “Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?”
• “Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
• “Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”
• “Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”
• “We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”
• “Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
• “Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.”
• “Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.”