Enjoy a small handful of time-related puns that feature clocks, watches, and other elements of the time.

Time Travelling Funny Puns

• I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
• I was voted ‘Most likely to travel back in time, class of 2056’.
• I was thinking about an old car I owned that got stuck in first gear. That took me back.
• Light travels faster than sound. Turns out that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Time Puns For Watch
• What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
  Time to get a new watchdog.
• How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
  You can hear their brooms tick!
• Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
  Because time will tell.
• Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
  He wanted to work overtime.
• What time is it when you sit on a pin?
  Spring time.

Time Puns about Watches

• Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
  Because she felt like killing time.
• What dog can tell the time?
  A watch dog!
• Why do people beat their clocks?
  To kill time.
• What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
  Long time no sea.
• 11:59:59 is my favorite time of day – it’s second to noon.
• I held my wristwatch up to the mirror. It was time for reflection.
• Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.
• I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.
• A man I know tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
• 6:30 is the best time, hands down.
• The wristwatch didn’t believe the story the clock was telling it. It was second hand information.
• Whatever you do, don’t tick off the clock.