Searching for best Thanksgiving pick up lines? No more searching. You have come in the right place. Here are the list of some of the cheesy and funny thanksgiving pick up lines for you. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

• Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
• Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
• Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
• Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
• For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
• Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
• Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
• I can give you something to really be thankful about!
• I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
• I have a thing for butterballs.
• I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.

• I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
• I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
• I’m a real master baster.
• I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
• I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
• I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
• I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
• I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
• If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
• Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
• I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Most Filling Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines

• Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
• I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!
• The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
• Are you here for the breast or thighs?
• Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.
• If I can’t break the wishbone, know that I’m wishing for a date with you.

• The food isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
• My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.
• You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
• Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
• Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
• Please butter my biscuit.
• Did you save room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
• Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?

Funny And Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

• Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
• I checked the thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
• I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
• My corn always wear a husk
• You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
• The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting!
• I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.

• Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
• One look at you and I’m gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
• I’m the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
• Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
• There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
• You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
• I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.