Everyone loves teddy bears and sometimes we all have one teddy bear in our lives. Sometimes your best friend, or sometimes love. That’s why if you’re looking for cute or funny teddy bear captions for sharing your loving one, here we come up with the best teddy bear captions for extolling positive qualities of your besties.

Best Teddy Bear Captions For Instagram

• “A teddy bear does not depend upon mechanics to give him the semblance of life. He is loved – and therefore he lives.”
• “Wake in the deepest dark of night and hear the driving rain. Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.”
• “Bears are just about the only toy that can lose just about everything and still maintain their dignity and worth.”
• “A teddy bear is your childhood wrapped up in faded yellow fur, and as such, he commands affection long after he is outgrown.”
• “Age simply doesn’t enter into it! The older the friend, the more he is valued, particularly when he shows so visibly the characteristics that we all look for in friends. You have only to look at a genuine teddy’s face to see at once the loyalty, common sense, and above all, dependability behind it.”
• “It’s hard to visualize the toys you had fifty years ago – all save bear. He’s as clear as if he were sitting on the desk in front of you. Of course, he probably is.”
• “In a world gone bad, a bear – even a bear standing on its head – is a comforting, uncomplicated, dependable hunk of sanity.”
• “It’s pleasant for a bear to come home to the warmth of a fire, take a dollop of honey, talk to a friend, read the Daily Bear News, and finally creep under the quilt and sleep soundly all night.”

Cute Teddy Bear Quotes

• “It’s too bad we’re not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.”
• “In a world where everyone seems to be larger and louder than yourself, it is very comforting to have a small, quiet companion”
• “Bears need people. People need bears” – Pam Brown “There’s no bear like an old bear”
• “You really don’t have to be young to find a friend in a Teddy bear”
• “A bear grows more alive with age. No one with one ounce of sensitivity could ever consign a bear to the dustbin”
• “There’s just something about a Teddy bear that’s impossible to explain. When you hold one in your arms, you get a feeling of love, comfort, and security. It’s almost supernatural”
• “Once a bear has been loved by a human being, its expression is forever marked”
• “Remember when I said Teddy can’t sleep without me? Well, truth is, I can’t sleep without Teddy”
• “A bear knows all your secrets – and keeps them.”
• “You really don’t have to be young to find a friend in a Teddy bear”
• “A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn’t matter much if an ear drops off”
• “The world of the teddy bear is an innocent one, a world that gives delight and hurts not, a world that appeals to all generations and all nationalities”
• “Bears sleep by day. At night they stay awake to chase away bad dreams”
• “Teddy bears don’t need hearts as they are already stuffed with love”
• “When everyone else has let you down, there’s always Ted”
• “Whoever said, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” would retract that statement after seeing the sparkle in Teddy’s eyes”
• “To a child, Teddy is a bridge between a human and an animal. He doesn’t mind being dressed in ridiculous hats, or even being read to. You can blame him for anything, and he won’t deny it. His marvelous face expresses anything a child wants to feel or hear.”
• “Love me, love my Teddy Bear.”
• “Anyone who has looked a teddy bear in the face will recognize the friendly twinkle in his knowing look.”
• “Teddy bears like to go on morning picnics in the summertime, so they can enjoy the sunshine before it too hot for their furry selves.”

Funny Teddy Bear Quotes

• “I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
• “How many children, do you suppose, have carried a lifelong resentment of parents responsible for the surreptitious removal of their Teddy Bears?”
• “Teddy Bears are like keys… they’re always in the first place you think they’d be, and the last place you look.”
• “Everything in life I share, except of course my teddy bear!”
• “Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.”
• “Baths may be lovely for people – adult people that is, but bears are not that keen. When did you last see or hear of a bear taking a bath, willingly?”
• “There are few sadder sights than a wet bear hanging from a clothesline by its ears. It says a lot for them that they never complain.”
• “It is astonishing, really, how many thoroughly mature, well-adjusted grown-ups harbor a Teddy bear – which is perhaps why they are thoroughly mature and well-adjusted.”
• “The world is divided into two nations: those with Teddy bears, those without. Each thinks the other is odd”
• “There is probably nothing that a bear so dislikes as a good wash.”

Sad Teddy Bear Quotes

• “One never quite gets over a lost bear”
• “Now that I’m all grown up, I can buy any old Teddy bear I want – except the old Teddy bear I want”
• “A bedroom without a Teddy is like a face without a smile”
• “At sales every other toy looks simply worn, dilapidated, grubby. A bear looks lost and abandoned and desperately in need of a loving home”
• “A bear remains a bear – even when most of him has fallen off or worn away.”
• “It is most offensive to the kindly bears who’ve adopted us when we thoughtlessly blurt out some comment about “real” bears, or “alive” bears as if our very real and lively bear friends weren’t.”
• “The cell phone has become the adult’s transitional object, replacing the toddler’s teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.”