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“What Should We Do Next? Something Good, Something Bad? Bit Of Both?”
“Oh, I’m Sorry. I Don’t Know How This Machine Works”
“I Look Around And You Know What I See? Losers”
“I Don’t Learn. It’s One Of My Issues”
“It’s Showtime A-Holes!”
“Sometimes The Thing You’re Searching For Your Whole Life Is Right There By Your Side All Along”
“That’s Gonna Wear Real Thin, Real Fast, Bud”
“Don’t Call Us Plucky. We Don’t Know What It Means”
“Okay, I’m Gonna Get A Bowflex. I’m Gonna Commit. I’m Gonna Get Some Dumbbells”
“Let’s Talk About This Plan Of Yours. I Think It’s Good, Except It Sucks”
“We promised him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss. I always keep my promises, when they’re to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don’t.”
“Peter Jason Quill, from Terra. Raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the Ravagers, led by Yondu Udonta.”
“I look around, do you know what I see? Losers! I mean like folks who have lost stuff. Their homes. Families. And we’re facing a threat that could destroy us all.”
“Oh will you shut up about that? God, 20 years you’ve been throwing that in my face. Like it’s some great thing, “not eating me”. Normal people don’t even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it.”
“You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.”
“Oh hold up, what is a raccoon?” “What is a raccoon? It’s what you are, stupid!”
“Do? Nothing. You listen to it. Or you dance”
“Sometimes the thing you’re searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along.”
“Really? Well on my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It’s called… Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, is the greatest thing there is.”
“Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.”
“She has no idea. If I turn on a black light, this place will look like a Jackson Pollock painting”
“I come from a planet of outlaws: Billie the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos…”
“We’ve already established that you destroying the ship that I am on is not saving me.”
“Hey. Take the headphones off, right now!”
“I’m pretty sure the answer is “I am Groot.”
“Like three seconds ago!!”
“You’ve got the best eyebrows in the business.”
“Dance-off, bro. Me and you.”
“We’re Both Doing Guns”
“It’s not a purse it’s a knapsack!!!”
“It was one time, man.”
“What’s a box going to do?!”
“Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!”
“We’re them.”
“We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.”
“You said it yourself, bitch! We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy!”
“I’m distracting you, you turd!”
“That’s not a real laugh.”
“I found something inside myself, incredibly heroic…not to brag.”
About Andreas Ramos
Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.
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