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Best Dialogues of Squidward for Instagram Captions

Picture Him Naked. OH MY GOD, HE’S HOT!

Here, Please Hit Me As Hard As You Can.

I Have No Soul.

What’s Going To Happen? Am I Gonna Blow Up?

What Are Those Neanderthals Doing? Can’t They See I’m Spoiling Myself?

I Order The Food, You Cook The Food. The Customer Gets The Food. We Do That For 40 Years, And Then We Die.

Does this look unsure to you?

If you think I’m gonna stand out there all day listening to (annoying SpongeBob noises) then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!

Shut your half wit pie holes

Do you have barnacles for brains?

Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?

What did I do that time?

When I die, you stay away from my funeral

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today

Too bad that didn’t kill me

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The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward… TORTELLINI?!

I’m Not Rushing Perfection, I’m Rushing You!

Future! Future!

TTTTTTTTonight?

Presented to Squidward… Tortellini? Will I ever win?

Too Bad That Didn’t Kill Me.

Oh, It’s Days Like This That Make Me Wish I Had Gone To College.

That Was My Cheese. It’s Supposed To Smell Like That, Kelp For Brains!

I Hate All Of You.

Well, It Wouldn’t Be The First Time You Ruined Everything.

Please Come Again. When I’m Not Working.

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Wake Me Up When I Care.

Fortunately, I Have Enough Talent For All Of You.

I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So.

Oh, my aching tentacles.

Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?

Oh no, he’s hot!

Wake me up when I care.

I have no soul.

It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.

But it’s my only night to be fancy!