Spring break is the best time to vacation when you are a student. To help you choose the girls for the occasion, we have compiled an easy to follow cheat sheet. There aren’t really any “specific” pickup lines that work on spring breaks themselves. It really depends on where you are and what you are doing. So here we have a list of Best Spring Break Pick Up Lines.

Best Spring Break Pick Up Lines

• I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
• How far back does your beach chair go?
• I don’t want you to get a sunburn, how about I cover you with my body?
• If you can’t swim I’ll let you hold onto my floaties.

• I prefer the European version of sunbathing, wanna join me?
• Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
• Want to go back to my beach house and watch porn in the mirror?
• Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
• To get backstage you must go in the backdoor.
• The ocean isn’t the only thing that’s wet.
• I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
• Are you a sea lion? Because I can see your lion on top of me later.
• I’ll participate in a wet t-shirt contest if you agree to be a judge.
• Did you know that when you press your ear to my shorts you can hear the ocean? Would you like to listen?
• I want you to make me scream louder than the speakers.
• If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.

Funny Spring Break Pick Up Lines

• I’m a mermaid and very accustomed to seamen.
• Can I play with your beach balls?
• Let’s play Titanic. I yell “Iceberg!” and you go down on me.

• The cops aren’t the only ones who I would let handcuff me.
• I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
• According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
• The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to f*©k you on the floor.
• I really want to burn off the calories I’ve drunk, but I need your help.
• Do you know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it.
• Want to stick what’s hiding in your swim trunks in my trunk?
• Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.
• I’ve never been fishing, but I think we should hook up.
• I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
• The beach got us all dirty. Looks like we need to take a shower together.
• There are no seats around here. Can I sit on your face?
• Is that sunblock on your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
• I feel like wrestling with an anaconda tonight.
• How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
• I have sand in my bathing suit, will you get it out?
• This is a tourist city, and you’re on my list of things to do.