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“- Commander Kevin Dunne: How’s Angela?
– Rick Santoro: Fat, fabulous, fantastic – I love her.
– Commander Kevin Dunne: How’s the other one – what’s her name? Candy?
– Rick Santoro: Oh, Monique? Skinny, mean, expensive – I love her!”

“Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel.”

“Snake looks scary for us and we look scary for the snake! Always try to see yourself from the eyes of others!”

“It isn’t lying! You just tell them what you did right, and you leave out the rest!”

“This is fight night and I am the king.”

“I’m betting that the redhead you followed is the same person who told Tyler to throw the fight. She’s one. Shooter’s two. Tyler’s three. The drunk who shouted the signal is four and whoever was on the other end of that radio is five. Five people make a conspiracy, right?”

Snake Eyes Quotes

“I was the fire to your ice, the only snake eyes you ever rolled with that dice in your mind.”

“Don’t give me that wounded look. You haven’t got the face for it.”

“This is fight night and I am the king.”

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad’s tits.
– Rick Santoro: Well, Kevin, this may not make you feel better, but don’t you see? That’s what she was there for. That was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one. Congratulations, you’re human.”

“Who the hell do you think you are, lady? Sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong. You were a number cruncher. Just crunch the goddamn numbers.”

“My wild man,” I whispered. “My snake charmer.”
He closed his eyes and shoved his face in my neck, groaning, “Fuck, Tess.”
I turned my head so my lips were at his ear and no lies, no masks, no bullshit, no games, I kept whispering when I told him, “I love you, Brock.”