Best Smooth Pick Up Lines

51 Best Smooth Pick Up Lines

Best Smooth Pick Up Lines

  • Are You Religious? Because You’re The Answer To All My Prayers.
  • Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears!
  • Are You My Appendix? Because I Have A Funny Feeling In My Stomach That Makes Me Feel Like I Should Take You Out.
  • Hi, I’m Writing A Term Paper On The Finer Things In Life, And I Was Wondering If I Could Interview You?

Best Smooth Pick Up Lines

  • Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
  • You Look So Familiar… Didn’t We Take A Class Together? I Could’ve Sworn We Had Chemistry.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone Said You Were Looking For Me?
  • I’m Fighting The Urge To Make You The Happiest Woman On Earth Tonight.
  • Four Plus Four Equals Eight, But You Plus Me Equals Fate.
  • Could You Please Step Away From The Bar? You’re Melting All The Ice!

Smooth And Clever Pick-Up Lines

  • I Didn’t See Any Stars In The Sky Tonight, The Most Heavenly Body Was Standing Right Next To Me.
  • You Must Be A Hell Of A Thief Because You Stole My Heart From Across The Room.
  • Excuse Me, I Think You Have Something In Your Eye. Oh Wait, It’s Just A Sparkle.
  • You Must Be A Very Important Textbook Passage Because Seeing You Is The Highlight Of My Day.
  • Do You Have The Time? [Tells You The Time] No, The Time To Write Down My Number?
  •  Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back.

Smooth And Clever Pick-Up Lines

  • Rejection Can Lead To Emotional Stress For Both Parties Involved And Emotional Stress Can Lead To Physical Complications Such As Headaches, Ulcers, Cancerous Tumors, And Even Death! So For My Health And Yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can’t Take Them Off You.
  • So There You Are! I’ve Been Looking All Over For YOU, The Woman Of My Dreams!
  • The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name.
  • Excuse Me, I Just Noticed You Noticing Me And I Just Wanted To Give You Notice That I Noticed You Too.
  •  I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well Then, Please Start.

Smooth Yet Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • What Time Do You Have To Be Back In Heaven?
  • Did You Go To Bed Early Last Night? From The Looks Of It, You Got Your Beauty Sleep.
  • You Must Be A High Test Score, Because I Want To Take You Home And Show You To My Mother.
  • Are You As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are On The Outside?
  • Excuse Me, I’d Like To Have Kids Someday, And I Wanted To Know How Your Parents Created Such A Beautiful Creature.

Smooth Yet Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • If I Was An Octopus, All My 3 Hearts Would Beat For You.
  • If I Had To Choose Between One Night With You Or Winning The Lottery…I Would Chose Winning The Lottery…But It Would Be Close…Real Close…
  • Fascinating. I’ve Been Looking At Your Eyes All Night Long, ’Cause I’ve Never Seen Such Dark Eyes With So Much Light In Them.

Smooth But Funny Pick Up Lines

  • There Are People Who Say Disneyland Is The Happiest Place On Earth. Apparently, None Of Them Have Ever Been In Your Arms.
  • With My IQ And Your Body, We Could Make A Race Of Super Children And Conquer The Earth!
  • What’s A Smart Attractive Man Like Me Doing Without Your Number?

Smooth But Funny Pick Up Lines

  • If This Was Neverland, I’d Only Have To Think Of You To Be Able To Fly. And Everyone Would Be Like, “Man, You Fly A Lot.”
  • How Was Heaven When You Left It?
  • Honey, You Give New Meaning To The Definition Of ‘Edible’.
  • It’s Not My Fault I Fell In Love. You Are The One That Tripped Me.

Good Smooth Pick Up Lines

  • Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
  • Are you a cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable!
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Good Smooth Pick Up Lines

  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest girl on earth tonight.
  • Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

 

 

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